Pewdie n' Friends

Okah, so here is how it is, if you dont like these people your a real asshat, and i mean seriously, get you head out your ass and LOVE THEM!!!


FIRSTH!!! - Marcus:

Pros; Awesome personality, looks like Matthew McConaughey, Works out, has brown eyes, (Inside source says he plans on making a 5m livestream of his 63.5 nipples)

Cons; Is taken (By purpel), Isnt online much

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Second - MORG

Pros; Rapetor, italian, holds world record for largest mKeRix porn collection, Is the sole owner of the " :V " smiley.

Cons; taken (By Brootal), Is hiding in the leaning tower of pizza, is in many movies that have been deemed Illegal in 23 countries.

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THIRD - PurpelPumpkin

Pros; Wining smile, IS A PIE, very smart

cons; may contain traces of nuts, berries, eggs and large amount of grammar

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Fourth - VikingPolarBear

Pros; IS A BEAR!!!, physically fit, mentally fit, IS SWEDISH, looks badass in a military uniform.

Cons; Is in sweden.

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Fifth - Xebaz

Pros; is a cake, is a cat, is a Xebaz, is fully of whipped cream, MELONS!!!!

Cons; is a LIE!!!!

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Sixth - Leafy

Pros; is in a band, is a pokephile, is FEMALE OMG!!!! XD

Cons; is surrounded by an ensemble of faggots.

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Seventh - Saints

Pros; Politest 15yo im met since i saw 15, Is an awesome conversationalist, is extremely linguistic.

Cons; is too mature for her age. LOOSEN UP HAVE FUN GIRL!!!

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Eighth - MKeRix

Pros; Is computer literate (Thats saying something), Runs this damn website (More than most can say), Has people make him sammich's in a heartbeat

Cons; is not in any movies i know of

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Ninth - BROOTAL

Pros; Brony, youtuber, Is Brootal, Has funny looking hat, Wears the funny looking hat

Cons; transgendered for morg XD

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TENTHE - Moi

Pros; If you find any please tell me XD

Cons; Argumentative, frail, lurks the shoutbox for victims, Is part vampire, hence the paleness and the ability to dunk

Notes; Known as the stickman.

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Worthy mentions;

1-All females able to coop with the crazy bros.
2-All bros under 13 that act like mature adults.
3-All morg and brootals rape victims that survived.
4.Anyone i missed cause im not really paying attention.
5.Pewdiepie for his videos. We already know he is awesome, no need to state the obvious.