Pewdiepie.net edition.
1. Call flamez a koala. DON'T DO IT IF YOU VALUE YOUR TOES.
2. Insult literacy/books around me. The WRITER.
3. Get between Br00tal and his melons. Or his ponies.
4. Do nothing but spout pewdiepie quotes everywhere. It's not funny when YOU do it. And the mods will stuff blue cheese in your nostrils.
5. Randomly insult people's hobbies when they're talking about how much they love them, then get offended when they lash out at you.
6. Do nothing but pester people for livestreams. Blue cheese. your nose. Catch my drift?
7. Insult 'the nerds'. You're on the Internet. EVERYONE IS A NERD HERE. It's like going into a gay pride parade with a sign that says 'GOD HATES FAGS'. You're a dumbass if you do.
and finally...
8. LET THOSE BLASTED GIRAFFES RUN AROUND IN MY KITCHEN AGAIN. SERIOUSLY.