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Blog (37)

37

My biggest fear.

Wednesday, April 3rd 2013, 6:10pm

When you read the title of this blog, you make think I'm talking about fears and phobias of like how I hate clowns and stuff. Well, you're wrong. Infact, you're not wrong at all and I am afraid of clowns, they freak the shit out of me and they're scary as fuck, don't even get me started of clowns man, for fucks sake. But, in another sense, you're still wrong, because that's not what this blog is about. Infact, it's more about the fears I have around people. For those of you who know me well, you ...

This article has been read 76 times.

Categories: Personal Life, Shrek


36

I have a question.

Wednesday, February 13th 2013, 1:03pm

Waves.

They carry pockets of energy called photons, that depending on the end of the spectrum you're on, can have quite a high amount of energy.

But, what I don't get is that we can't FEEL them. Being a wave, e.g, a microwave, the particles in it's way vibrate, well, water particles anyway. Why can't we feel waves? We can't feel gamma rays, X-rays, visible light rays, only UV rays [due to the UV carrying heat energy along wth it] can be felt, but we can't feel any other waves. If waves vibrat ...

This article has been read 53 times.

Categories: I wonder..., Questions, Science, Shrek


35

Writers Block.

Wednesday, February 13th 2013, 7:31am

No, I'm not a writer, and I don't own a block, but I was having a bit of writer's block when it came to writing a blog today. You see, I wrote four more blogs before this; one of them was a rant, one was about piloting, another was Pokémon related and the last was about Shrek. [I'm still catergorising this as Shrek, because Shrek is god.] I just couldn't seem to press that little 'submit' button at the bottom of the page without thinking:

"Nope, nope that's a porn story."

This article has been read 33 times.

Categories: Lolwat, Shrek


34

Pretty darn gurd.

Monday, February 11th 2013, 7:31am

Hello, internet!! I wanted to write a little catch up, whether you read my shit or not. Huehuehue.

So, I've managed the fill up every afternoon after school with something to do this week, bar Friday which can just be filled up with computer time. I found a way to be at home as little as possible whilst also earning money. You see, on Mondays and Thurdays I go to Air-Cadets, a place where we learn to shoot, gilde, parachute, fly planes and shit lyk dat. And considering I'm hoping to be a pilot ...

This article has been read 61 times.

Categories: Lolwat, Personal Life, Shrek


33

Fiction.

Monday, February 4th 2013, 11:33pm

That amazing moment when you've found something, something so dear to you, a world that you so easily immerse yourself in, and nothing else matters. When you find a place where your dreams come true, and you become that trainer, that hobbit, that dragon-born, that elf, that mexican plumber, that girl on fire, that wizard with the scar.

This article has been read 37 times.

Categories: Feels


32

Pokémon X & Y

Saturday, February 2nd 2013, 10:34am

Well, as many of you may have guessed, Nintendo and Game Freak are releasing the sixth generation of Pokémon, labelled X and Y. I watched the trailer and was like:

OMG WOAH I LUV DIS OMG <33

Then, this morning, I took a second look at it, and this is what was running though my mind:

Nonononononononononoiwillnotbeplayingthisemptyshellthattheyarecallingthe6thgenerationofmyfavouritegamenononononononononononononononono.

This article has been read 113 times.

Categories: Rants


31

(Sort of late) new years resolution.

Tuesday, January 29th 2013, 7:21am

I'm pretty harsh to people I don't like, especially if they don't know that I don't like them. Then they get annoyed at me when I laugh at them. I laugh at them because I pity them. It must hurt. It must hurt to be as stupid as them. I guess I'm even harsh to my closest friends.

This article has been read 48 times.


There are many things that are considered socially unacceptable. I don't just mean letting your dog shit on next-door's lawn, I mean out amongst people who have no fucking clue about who you are or how capable you are of murder.

1) EATING A BANANA.

This article has been read 242 times.


29

Banana?

Wednesday, December 26th 2012, 10:43am

Recently, I have been given the nickname Banana, just because my name is Anna. When people, mainly Shaun (DUDEWAT) started calling me Banana, I was a bit confused and surprised, but then again, I kind of expected it since my family call me that all the time.

Then.. Things got WEIRD.

Many variations were developed from the original nick-name:
Anna-Banana.
Ban-Anna (YEAH THANKS BR00TAL)
And, Bananosaur.

This article has been read 115 times.


28

Moo?

Friday, December 14th 2012, 8:05pm

I'm beginning to notice that I'm saying "Moo" more frequently than ever before. "Moo'" here and "moo" there. I'ts creeping into my everyday usage, as sentence finishers, or even starters. I'ts getting... worrying.

This article has been read 97 times.


27

Dunno what to put here n' shit

Thursday, December 6th 2012, 9:47am

Ermahgerd, et's a blerg.



Somehow, I managed to get ill through a phone.

Because fuck logic.


I was texting a friend, she was ill. She had something called the Noro virus which she caught off of her boyfriend. It started rapidly bitch-slapping people in our school and by Tuesday afternoon, I had caught it (yay). When my mum came home from work I explained why I was feeling ill. I just assumed that this virus going round me and my brother's schools because a lot of the students were ill there ...

This article has been read 118 times.


26

JK Rowling's Rejects #4

Thursday, November 29th 2012, 10:14pm

Some weeks had passed by since the incident. When the students and teachers found out about Voldemorts return, a select few, (from one house only) had formed their own secret group specially created for the annihilation of the Dark Lord. The ten friends would often meet in the Gryffindor common room in the middle of the night, using books taken from the forbidden section of the library to learn new charms to become more powerful, fuckin' awesome wizards n' shit.

This article has been read 134 times.


25

Haven't done a blog in a while (n' shit)

Wednesday, November 28th 2012, 7:51pm

Well hello there, internet.

Long time to blog, I see.

New points in my life. Even thought they're not interesting.

I GOT ME SKYPE.

Best decision I have ever made. Thank you to Aiden and Sharky and numerous others into getting me to do so. I'm completely obsessed now. COMPLETELY. Because now, after many months of just tying, my closest and most valued friends can hear my unbelievably sexy accent and I can hear their mediocre voices.

LULJK.

This article has been read 83 times.


24

Never done this before :0

Monday, November 26th 2012, 11:19pm

Poetry: never done it before, but here I am on the internet, ready to embarrass myself to have a go. The ending my surprise you but, hey ho.




Though you haven't been around for long, you're used by almost everyone,
Yet I still love you.
Though you never cease to amaze me, you're used in the wrong ways,
Yet I still want you.
Though you have opened new doors for me, I can't help but think you're distracting me,
Yet I still have you.
Though you have been around my entire life, you come and go, s ...

This article has been read 115 times.


23

Copying FL's, lyk a bawss.

Monday, November 26th 2012, 7:05pm

Well, the title tells all, bitches. <33

Well, not ALL. Here are the little turds I happen to give a crap about c:

Sharky
Gabe
Fiona
Evan
Giszelle
Holly
Kahi
Ben
Aiden
MGA
Pontus
Julien
Chel
Alex
Weezy
Link
Panda
Dragon
M00tal

This article has been read 138 times.


22

JK Rowling's Rejects: #3

Sunday, November 18th 2012, 11:27am

The students of Hogwarts munched along happily and spoke as if what Dumbledore had just said never happened. They ate and drank and laughed about private jokes and the hall was filled with the delicious scents of the rich food provided for them. The headmaster waited until he saw all of the students had stopped eating and then spoke to them again.

"Okay, food over, PANIC TIME!"

This article has been read 113 times.


21

JK Rowling's Rejects #2

Tuesday, November 13th 2012, 11:23am

It was a fairly short train journey, actually. But I guess time goes by when you're having fun. Chrissy felt a bit ill after having one chocolate frog too many, but it didn't stop her from doing a victory dance when they finally arrived at Hogwarts. As usual, the four girls hoped off of the train, excited to see the great hall and all of their teachers again (LUL NUT SNAPE THO HE'S RLY MEEN1!!!1!1).

"Alright, girls?", Hagrid waved to them,"ready for your 3rd year at Hogwarts?"

This article has been read 108 times.


20

JK Rowling's Rejects: Prolouge

Sunday, November 11th 2012, 8:04pm

Anna just about managed to drag herself out of bed. She couldn't wait to get back school. That's not something you usually hear from a teenager often, but this was different. Anna, along with her friends, went to a school like no other... Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry was this very school. A place filled with magic and secrets behind every corner, a school where kids were encouraged to be different, an establishment where the extra ordinary was everyday.

This article has been read 159 times.


19

Stories n' sh*t

Sunday, November 11th 2012, 11:21am

Ello, geezer. I 'ave decided to write this in a mixture of ol' cockney english, and the queens correct english because I just had a cuppa and now I'm in a bri-ish mood, int I.

So, old chap, it appears that it is that time of the week. Although I do not have a set time for blogging, I believe it is about due time for one, wouldn't you say, old bean?

This article has been read 117 times.


18

Slender fiction #11: Epilouge

Saturday, November 10th 2012, 12:04am

The next few months were quite normal. I'd almost entirely forgotten about the dream, but something about it still seemed too life-like to be a dream... My 'friends' personalities seemed so perfectly unique to me, that it felt impossible to think that my brain had conjoured them up in some way shape or form. It seemed almost impossible that a dream could give me such emotional scars... But it did and I had never told anyone about it. They'd think I'm crazy, but I know what I dreamt. I never knew ...

This article has been read 166 times.