Pewdie n' Friends

period is red sanity potion is blue Ao Oni is there trying to rape you

oh cmon guys make something nice... like a sonnet, I am great at making these.. atm this is what I have, I feel like finishing it later'

Pewdie Without Stephano

Slowly pewdie walks into the darkness
Cold, Shivering and Lonely, he could use a friend
Then he found Stephano who gives guidance
This seems as if its his usual trend

But what if Stephano gets Kidnapped? BARRELS!
Will Pewdie be able to find his way?
Or will he use Mr. Chair and his Charols?
He'll need all the help he can get today

After jenniffer conffesses love,
Pewdie looked around and found a lone key
then Pewdie decided to go above
But where indeed is the locked door Pewdie?

Either way he will be raped by his bros
So it would be wise to stay on his toes

Done :3 hope you liked it

I found the lantern... Jesus penis, it's the Bro! Camp in the corner. Stephano, where'd you go?!?

Quoted from "Spiritprancer"

I found the lantern... Jesus penis, it's the Bro! Camp in the corner. Stephano, where'd you go?!?

EDITED :3 also prancer how is that a poem?

Timmy, don't ask... I was bored and wrote something random. I'll write an actual poem at some point

slright I DID THE THING.. and finished it hope you like the poem :3

I hate BARRELS, Statues I don't trust you!
Mr. Chair says "Pewdie chair mode, you never do"
It's the Bro!
Stephano, where do I go?
Stephano says "this way Pewdie" and his word is usually true

Quoted from "Spiritprancer"

I hate BARRELS, Statues I don't trust you!
Mr. Char says "Pewdie chair mode, you never do"
It's the Bro!
Stephano, where do I go?
Stephano says "this way Pewdie" and his word is usually true

it could be worse :3 its good

Quoted from "TimmyB1tch"

Quoted from "Spiritprancer"

I hate BARRELS, Statues I don't trust you!
Mr. Char says "Pewdie chair mode, you never do"
It's the Bro!
Stephano, where do I go?
Stephano says "this way Pewdie" and his word is usually true

it could be worse :3 its good

Thanks heh

The first one is quite intriguing.

Roses are red , violets are blue.
I don't like poems and so do you.

:3

I like how mine is still the longest and the one with the most effort :3

Bros aren't good at haikus
Holy shit, the Ao Oni is coming now
Hide in the damn closet

Love as large as brontosaurus
Passion like a bleeding walrus
Our love is real it's no mirage
Want to lock you in my garage

Climb upon my trusty steed
Later you will taste my seed
This heart of mine is yours to capture

From now on til Velocirapture
Wield my passion like an axe
It's warm and gooey just like wax
You cannot tame such juicy lust
Can you withstand my manly musk

Roses are red violets are blue
I must eat yoghurt of off you
Know that I can never hold back
That might be why I smoke the crack

Love is like a ripened squid
It stinks with limp appendages
You scratch the rash that's on my ass
The itch only love can surpass

Yoghurt's a dish best served chilled
Forgot to get my prescription filled
Tonight I will have sex with you
Then we will prepare a stew

Just lie down and let me touch
I promise you it won't hurt much
Stalk like a lizard of the night
Come closer, Piggeh won't bite

Tears and screams of pain and pleasure
Our gifts we will share forever
Drenched deep in sweaty brine
Is this blood yours or mine?

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totally not stolen :trollface:

Quoted from "PPP | FlameX"

totally not stolen :trollface:

just warning you bro we can check it and since you said that charge you for plagurism :3 also they haver to be pewdie related, because of this I still have the longest Poem unless you want to be tested for plagurism :trollface: