Pewdie n' Friends

One day, mKeRix, Flamez, Xebaz, Morgrayne and Marcusmo17 met on the street.

And then they fucked. That is all. Oh wait, they also had dinner first and got a bit too drunk.

But later, during their intimite session of having relations, their banhammers got in the way and went in weird places, like, touching each others disgusting sweaty armpit hair (No offense guys.) and eventually they managed to ban each other leaving only M left since he's admin and can't be banned.

Then he said potato and climbed a mountain for funsies.

One Xebaz was walking around in minecraft, then Br00tal came up yelled "MELOONS!!!" threw melons at him and then raped him.





Also, Dano got an orgasm when he saw that Marcus was a mod.

I was walking on the steets when i was this thread appeard out of nowhere.. i thought for myself, what the hell is this? Then i went to bed.... Then Flamez and Morg had koala sex

Dafuq

one day M was doing a portal speed run with Xebaz and M killed him with a laser then set br00tal on him

One day I killed xebaz for calling me a koala on the street.

Quoted from "Flamez3"

One day I killed xebaz for calling me a koala on the street.

And then you realized I was a necrophile, and things escalated.















problem purp

Quoted from "PurpelPumpkin"

Quoted from "Flamez3"

One day I killed xebaz for calling me a koala on the street.

And then you realized you was a necrophile, and things escalated.

I lol'd xD

It was a dark september night and he was walking down a path in the forest. It was dark and the mist was on its way in. Suddenly, a cellphone rang. He picked up. "It is done. Do as you're told." He replied with a dull, muted "Okay, i am on it." He hung up and kept on walking. He murmured to himself "Finally, the day is here." He increased his pace and headed straight forward - without any glimpse of doubt.

"Dear, please wake up" A female voice sounded. It was my wife, Alex. I am Earl, Earl Kerix.
And something special is happening today. I got up and booted up my pc. Alex came by with a cup of tea and some sandwiches.
"Earl, its your turn next time!" Alex said and gave me an inviting look. I turned around, faced the screen and sighed. "Schweizer!" And i slammed my fists in the keyboard. Damn PC never been so slow booting up. I started on the sandwich and it was delicious. I never thought that she would be that good in the kitchen. "I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!" Alex shouted from the kitchen. Halfway on the second sandwich the PC was ready. I rotated my head 67 degrees to left and said "ROHAN, CATCH!" My dog did a backflip and catched the sandwich. While starting all my programs i whispered "good boy" to Rohan. As if he could understand what i said - sometimes he just ignore me. Stupid dog.

Finally. Everything was ready for start. I heard the doorbell. "Alex, open it!" I shouted. I heard the door open and the chosen ones they came in to my room. "Boys, take a seat" I said and they took the nearby chairs and sat down. Rohan jumped up and down and managed to land in Simon's lap. He barked. "He likes you Simon" I said and smiled. "Eh, i hope that's something good." He said and sighed.

I was just ready to start it when Simon jumped up from his chair and shouted "STUPID DOG" And everyone was staring at his crotch. "Have Simon made weewee on self?" Alex said hiding behind the door. He remained silent and sat down again. "Lets do this." I said and stared into the screen. All files started to upload and the tense moment when its done. I pressed F5 and the wonder shone on all of us. "Lets work together and makes this the best place ever created." i said with a majestically tone.

The forums was born.

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I hope you liked "The Pewdie Chronicles - Prologue [Bootup]"
And if you want more and maybe co-op with me, JUST TELL ME!

I do not understand this thread, but I like these stories. Keep 'em coming!

Edit: I now understand this thread and further want more of these stories! haha

Morgrayne ate all of the staff and then got crushed by a meteorite called "Karma". End of story.

None day I was on my iPod when dano and kerix logged in and had German sparkle party then eventually sparkled everyone to death

One day dano was going to have sex with Xebaz... but the condom was broken and Marcus was born..

what is happening here?is it about a staff fanfiction?

Once upon a time there lived a Flammy. The end.

I'm stoked to write this. -grins-
There's going to be many of these from me.


There was a small knock on a door, before a fluffy figure appeared in the door way of Xebaz's room,
"Space." The figure said with a small grin upon his facial features.
"You should probably stop with that, before you upset the people again." Xebaz uttered before smirking, the man got amusement in trolling some of the forum members.
Morg chuckled and walked over, staring at the screen of Xebaz's computer, Pewdiepie.net placed upon the monitor like it normally was, "Like you care about that, remember, you tend to call Flamez a koala, and many other names."
There was a loud noise, including a slamming door, "OH MY GOD. OH MY F*CKING GOD HIDE ME!" Leafy screamed and proceeded to hide in the closet, looking extremely worried.
"Leafy, what the hell?!"
"SHH. They'll find me!"
"Who?!" Morg asked.
"...M, Br00tal and Br0han..."
Morg heard more stomping before the three ran into the room, "...Have you see a wild Leafy run through here?"
Morg looked at them before shaking his head, Xebaz laughing quietly.
"SCHWEISERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!" M yelled, saluting like a nazi as he marched out of the room, Rohan and Br00tal following in suit, less marching though.
Leafy looked out of the closet before taking a small sigh, "I owe you a steak dinner, and some waffles for this." She said before grinning.
"Battle cry of the faggots!" Morg yelled loudly.
"MELONS!!!" Br00tal yelled before falling on his face, Br0han sitting on him with a grin, "Hellu thar." He said.
Leafy looked at them and cursed under her breath, "...OHAYYYYYYYYYYYYOHHHHH!" She said before missing the tackle and landing on M.
"...Leafy...What are you doing?"
"...Laying down..." She said with a nervous smile.
"On me?"
"Maybe."
"..."
"POTATOOOOOOSSSS"

Rep for more people. :'D

MOAR FAG-FICTION ON ITS WAY
The Pewdie Chronicles - REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH IT
comes up later today.

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