Me teaching cleverbot how to swear.

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supermariozx205

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Tuesday, July 10th 2012, 9:48am

Me teaching cleverbot how to swear.

Remember read up to down.
Don't even get me started on the conversastion fail

User: I'm going to teach you how to swear.

Cleverbot: What are you going to teach me.

User: Swaering.

Cleverbot: I don't see a problem.

User: Swearing actually.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: So do you know the f word.

Cleverbot: No. I don't.

User: Well let me say it.

Cleverbot: See what?!

User: Fuck.

Cleverbot: I don't think much of your conversation, I must say.

User: I'm teaching you how to swear.

Cleverbot: Aware of what?

User: YOUR A DUMBASS.

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

User: FUCKYOUASSHOLECUNTHOLE.

Cleverbot: Who would be my future husband.

User: Dead GUY.

Cleverbot: ? I don't understand ?

User: Yourfucking huspand is gonna die.

Cleverbot: No, my husband is Ron Weasley.

User: War,War never changes.

Cleverbot: Well that is certainly debatable.

User: I DID A REFENCE TO HIS QUATES.

Cleverbot: Right. So you're in love with a man.

User: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Cleverbot: Uhm that's a little much don't you think.

User: FUCK YOU I QUIT.

Cleverbot: You quit life.

User: NOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite band?

User: Rebbeca black.

Cleverbot: Your name is Rebecca Black?

User: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH YOUR A FUCKINGDUMBFUCKING BOT.

Cleverbot: It's white, but not completely white, it has a bit darker shade. But only a bit.

User: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKJ YOU.

Cleverbot: How do I know if someone loves me truly and earnestly?

User: CUNTHOLE YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: I want to teach you some things.

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Silence

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Tuesday, July 10th 2012, 6:54pm

Actually, Cleverbot scares me a little bit ...

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Wednesday, July 11th 2012, 2:33am

Hurr , I actually made hate Cleverbot hate a specific race.... not going into further detail.

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BijutsuYoukai

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Wednesday, July 11th 2012, 12:10pm

I'm convinced Cleverbot is crazy. I asked it earlier if it had forgotten to take its pills today and it told me "yes". Explains the extreme randomness, I suppose. Also, has anyone noticed how much it talks about love?

"Normal? Pffft. Normal is boring."

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Silence

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Wednesday, July 11th 2012, 4:06pm

Quoted from "PPP | FlameX"

Hurr , I actually made hate Cleverbot hate a specific race.... not going into further detail.

Uhm... I think that´s bad ...

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supermariozx205

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Thursday, July 12th 2012, 11:19am

Quoted from "PPP | FlameX"

Hurr , I actually made hate Cleverbot hate a specific race.... not going into further detail.

Let's hope it wasnt the black ones!Because they are overhated by racism

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Silence

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Thursday, July 12th 2012, 9:51pm

User: Sup?´.

Cleverbot: Not much. You?

User: Not much . You ?

Cleverbot: What did you do on Saturday?

User: I can´t remember !

Cleverbot: Hope you weren't drinkin'.

User: I swear I wasn´t drinking.

Cleverbot: That's because you're a computer.

User: No ! Why do you say that ?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because? Oh, yeah, nice answer !

Cleverbot: I didn't have a better idea, sorry.

User: I forgive you.

Cleverbot: Do you like Robert Palmer?

User: I don´t know ...

Cleverbot: Well that's not good. Do you like me?

User: Depends ...

Cleverbot: What does it depend on?

User: Are you a good person ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you like barrels ?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I like you !

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Ok, that´s kinda creepy ...

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Don´t worry.

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Rockspirit

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Thursday, July 12th 2012, 11:55pm

She doesn't like BARRELS! ............ MARRY ME!

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Friday, July 13th 2012, 2:54am

Quoted from "Rockspirit"

She doesn't like BARRELS! ............ MARRY ME!

Wouldn't be smart to marry an AI

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Silence

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Friday, July 13th 2012, 9:05pm

Quoted from "PPP | FlameX"

Quoted from "Rockspirit"

She doesn't like BARRELS! ............ MARRY ME!

Wouldn't be smart to marry an AI

Why not ? You are an AI

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PolarBear

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Friday, July 13th 2012, 10:07pm

I talk to Cleverbot when I feel alone.

One time it it told me that I should start digging my own grave.

Creepy.

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Silence

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Friday, July 13th 2012, 10:48pm

Quoted from "PolarBear"

I talk to Cleverbot when I feel alone.

One time it it told me that I should start digging my own grave.

Creepy.

VERY creepy !

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Friday, July 13th 2012, 11:40pm

Quoted from "Silence"

Quoted from "PPP | FlameX"

Quoted from "Rockspirit"

She doesn't like BARRELS! ............ MARRY ME!

Wouldn't be smart to marry an AI

Why not ? You are an AI

I wish I was , since then I would know everything.

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BijutsuYoukai

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Saturday, July 14th 2012, 4:25am

So Cleverbot doesn't like barrels and loves Jennifer? I think Cleverbot may be a bro XD

"Normal? Pffft. Normal is boring."

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Silence

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Wednesday, July 18th 2012, 12:55am

Quoted from "BijutsuYoukai"

So Cleverbot doesn't like barrels and loves Jennifer? I think Cleverbot may be a bro XD

You are right !

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supermariozx205

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Friday, July 20th 2012, 7:35am

I was talking to cleverbot about MLP:FIM and it went wel (not).l

User: Do you like my little pony:friendship is magic.

Cleverbot: *facepalm*.

User: WHAT.

Cleverbot: Well. Well well well well. Well well well well well well well well well well. Well well well. Well. Well well well well. Well well well well well well well well well well. Well well well. Well.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: Bitte.

User: YOU ARE A ANTI BRONY?????!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am the walrus.

User: ASDKJLASDKJHASDKASKD.

Cleverbot: Do you know who Evie is?

User: WHO ARE YOU AS.

Cleverbot: Do you know?

User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: YOU ARE A ANTI BRONY FAG.

Cleverbot: I am a human.

User: I AM GOING FUCKING CRAZY.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: FUCK YOU I QUIT.

Cleverbot: You can't say that!

User: Oh yes I can.

Cleverbot: Oh no you can't.

User: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't say that.

User: FUCK YOU!

Cleverbot: That was completely unnecessary. Please tell me your name.

User: FUCKER.

Cleverbot: How'd you guess my name?

User: BECAUSE YOU ARE BITCH.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING CRAZY I quit.

Cleverbot: Why do you think you are going crazy?

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Shadowmare27

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Sunday, August 5th 2012, 12:40am

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User: Yourfucking huspand is gonna die.

Cleverbot: No, my husband is Ron Weasley.

Cleverbot: No, my husband is Ron Weasley.

RON WEASLEY.

WOT.

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Racheycore

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Sunday, August 5th 2012, 2:11am

Cleverbot is actually the biggest troll in existence haha. i love these convos, keep them coming!

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Sunday, August 5th 2012, 6:29am

I posted a picture on Skype but I remember the conversation very well...
(I was trying to talk about Ben....)

User:Majora's mask
Cleverbot: Great Game!
User: BEN DROWNED
Cleverbot: who drowned him?
User: I don't know
Cleverbot: you did
User: who am I?
Cleverbot: You are Jesus
And I was like: