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GoGetA

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Wednesday, January 2nd 2013, 5:20am

XebazXDano

Just because you two made me >:3

Dec. 20th 2012 Dano's place.

Xebaz- "Dano I am slightly afraid."
Dano- "Of what?"
Xebaz- "What if the end of the world really happens?"
Dano- "Pfft no it won't."
Xebaz- "But what IF it happens?"
Dano- "Well we would all die."
Xebaz- "I don't feel like dying."
Dano- "Does anyone except for torture victims, emos, and Al Queda?"
Xebaz- "You have a point. But...."
Dano- "But?"
Xebaz- "I wanted to say something to you Dano. For a long time."
Dano- "You are coming out of the closet aren't you?"
Xebaz- "Well.... Yes. How did you know?"
Dano- "Anal lube in your suitcase."
Xebaz- "YOU WENT THROUGH MY SHIT!?"
Dano- "It was messy. But I have to say something."
Xebaz- "What?"
Dano- "What if Holly finds out?"
Xebaz- "She won't mate."
Dano- "You sure?"
Xebaz- "Very."

WARNING IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF YAOI PLEASE DO NOT READ ONWARD!

The two began to exchange kisses with each other. Their tongues wrapping each other.
Dano was the first to remove his shirt as Xebaz went forth to suckle on his nipples.
Xebaz stroked Dano's erect penis as his own was becoming erect.
The two became naked caressing each other.

Dano- "Okay kitty kitty. Time to go on all fours!"
Xebaz- "You didn't forget the lube right?"
Dano- "What lube?"
Xebaz- "The one in my suitcase."
Dano- "Oh I threw that out the window."
Xebaz- "You did whOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Dano- "Sorry does it hurt?"
Xebaz- "OF COURSE IT HURT YOU ASS!"

and this is the part where I just stop typing and vow to myself to NEVER EVER try writing a fanfic again.

This post has been edited 1 times, last edit by "GoGetA" (Jan 2nd 2013, 5:30am) with the following reason: Because Xebaz said it was difficult to know who was talking.

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Dandy Dragon

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Wednesday, January 2nd 2013, 5:30am

Quoted from "GoGetA"

Just because you two made me >:3

Dec. 20th 2012 Dano's place.

"Dano I am slightly afraid."
"Of what?"
"What if the end of the world really happens?"
"Pfft no it won't."
"But what IF it happens?"
"Well we would all die."
"I don't feel like dying."
"Does anyone except for torture victims, emos, and Al Queda?"
"You have a point. But...."
"But?"
"I wanted to say something to you Dano. For a long time."
"You are coming out of the closet aren't you?"
"Well.... Yes. How did you know?"
"Anal lube in your suitcase."
"YOU WENT THROUGH MY SHIT!?"
"It was messy. But I have to say something."
"What?"
"What if Holly finds out?"
"She won't mate."
"You sure?"
"Very."

WARNING IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF YAOI PLEASE DO NOT READ ONWARD!

The two began to exchange kisses with each other. Their tongues wrapping each other.
Dano was the first to remove his shirt as Xebaz went forth to suckle on his nipples.
Xebaz stroked Dano's erect penis as his own was becoming erect.
The two became naked caressing each other.
"Okay kitty kitty. Time to go on all fours!"
"You didn't forget the lube right?"
"What lube?"
"The one in my suitcase."
"Oh I threw that out the window."
"You did whOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!"
"Sorry does it hurt?"
"OF COURSE IT HURT YOU ASS!"

and this is the part where I just stop typing and vow to myself to NEVER EVER try writing a fanfic again.

No words could describe this...

If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them

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emoteddylion

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Wednesday, January 2nd 2013, 5:32am

Quoted from "GoGetA"

Just because you two made me >:3

Dec. 20th 2012 Dano's place.

Xebaz- "Dano I am slightly afraid."
Dano- "Of what?"
Xebaz- "What if the end of the world really happens?"
Dano- "Pfft no it won't."
Xebaz- "But what IF it happens?"
Dano- "Well we would all die."
Xebaz- "I don't feel like dying."
Dano- "Does anyone except for torture victims, emos, and Al Queda?"
Xebaz- "You have a point. But...."
Dano- "But?"
Xebaz- "I wanted to say something to you Dano. For a long time."
Dano- "You are coming out of the closet aren't you?"
Xebaz- "Well.... Yes. How did you know?"
Dano- "Anal lube in your suitcase."
Xebaz- "YOU WENT THROUGH MY SHIT!?"
Dano- "It was messy. But I have to say something."
Xebaz- "What?"
Dano- "What if Holly finds out?"
Xebaz- "She won't mate."
Dano- "You sure?"
Xebaz- "Very."

WARNING IF YOU ARE NOT A FAN OF YAOI PLEASE DO NOT READ ONWARD!

The two began to exchange kisses with each other. Their tongues wrapping each other.
Dano was the first to remove his shirt as Xebaz went forth to suckle on his nipples.
Xebaz stroked Dano's erect penis as his own was becoming erect.
The two became naked caressing each other.

Dano- "Okay kitty kitty. Time to go on all fours!"
Xebaz- "You didn't forget the lube right?"
Dano- "What lube?"
Xebaz- "The one in my suitcase."
Dano- "Oh I threw that out the window."
Xebaz- "You did whOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Dano- "Sorry does it hurt?"
Xebaz- "OF COURSE IT HURT YOU ASS!"

and this is the part where I just stop typing and vow to myself to NEVER EVER try writing a fanfic again.

someone kill me please .___.

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Wednesday, January 2nd 2013, 10:49am

YOU DID IT WRONG , everyone knows that dano uses sand as lube.

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GoGetA

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Wednesday, January 2nd 2013, 3:22pm

Quoted from "Cirno"

YOU DID IT WRONG , everyone knows that dano uses sand as lube.

That may be the case however in the sorry he didn't use lube and it was Xebaz's

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MrGibsel

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Saturday, January 5th 2013, 8:15am

0.o what did I just see haha I'm no fan of yaoi but my girlfriend is -.- don't want her finding this page haha.... Or it would get messy.

True Bro who will be there for you, if any other bro needs answers to some just ask the question.

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Wobblematic

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Saturday, January 5th 2013, 8:56am

One day. I saw Flamez arm wrestle a lion... And he won e_e

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Tuesday, January 8th 2013, 8:36pm

unce pon time, Flamez, Xebbie, Mkerix, Dano and Zan were one direction, but instead they called one erection.
They had bunerz the siz of GUHDZRRA
nd dey raeped srena gumez wif dido

BrUUTAL ES JB ND FLAMEX IZ RENALD REHGAN.

I don't even know.